Karaoké Peach Scone Hobo Johnson

Oh listen up

Young man there's a

There's a young man he writes stories

He's a writer, a little writer boy

He falls in love with a girl

Girl already has a boyfriend

She kinda loves him back but not really

They're just really good friends and that's fine

He understands, it's rational

Hi

What's your name

How are you

How is your life

Oh you got a man

Are you in love

If so what type

Is it just platonic

Strictly just as friends

Or the type that ties you two together 'till tomorrow's end

If it is disregard every time

I call you pretty

Though it's meant sincerely it's just my imagination driftin'

Brush me off like the dirt on Jay-Z's shoulders

So I fall to ground, collect myself and get ready to take over your heart

Or at least your spare time

And I love the thought of bein' with you or maybe it's the thought of not bein' so alone

Hey the second one's way sadder than the first one but

I don't know

I love the thought of bein' with you

Maybe it's the thought of not bein' so alone

The second one's way sadder than the first one but

I don't know

We should go and get a friggin' cup of coffee and I'll act friendly

And I won't pull any stunts but

I'm a little stunt puller from birth

So I don't know what to tell you

If I try to confess my love for scones

I just wanna say somethin' real quick

Please shh shh listen

I love these scones

Just the diversity between the selection they have here

The blueberry, the raspberry

Strawberry, pumpkin

Even which is basically a friggin' squash

How they gonna make a scone out of a freakin' squash

Oh wow wow

This shit blows my mind

That's Elon Musk just in his little lab cookin' up baby

But what were you talkin' about

Oh yeah your boyfriend made you mad the other day

What was he sayin'

Oh what do I think hmm

He was bein' mean at that part, point hmm

But I'm sure he's gonna turn around at some point as well and

I love the thought of bein' with you or maybe it's the thought of not bein' so alone

The second one's way sadder than the first one but

I don't know

I love the thought of bein' with you

Woah woah woah

Maybe it's the thought of not bein' so alone

Shit I, I love bein' hah

I love bein' loved but don't like cryin' on the phone

Hi

Wassup

Yeah

What's goin' on

Oh yeah she told me a lot about you yeah uh huh

Hah it's so great you're doin' all of those things

You should keep doin' all of them

I think

Oh yeah my name's Hobo Johnson

People like to say I'm a rapper

I'm actually not

I produced this myself

I'm hella fuckin' proud of it

Uh but yeah she like uh

She's so nice

She was so nice and cared about me

No one else did

Literally I don't think

I've ever felt love before that

She's a peach scone

She's a peach scone

Yes

And

I love the thought of bein' with her

I just really hope that she doesn't get hurt you know

They say it takes two years to come back down to earth from that lovely place that you've been

I heard it's so nice

Good for you guys I'm

I'm glad

And if you find someone who loves you for who you are keep lovin' 'em man 'cos that shit happens like once in a lifetime

You know and who am I to get in the way of someone livin' their lifetime

You know

And I hope you're doin' really well

I haven't talked to you in a while but uh

I found someone else who really loves me for who I am

But I don't call them enough and that's why they moved away