Karaoké A Lady Should Inappropriate Jazz

Sit up straight, dear, smile

The world is watching

Oh, fuck off

A lady should watch her fucking mouth

A lady should be docile and never run about

A lady should do what ladies are told to do

Keep the silver polish and the tea for two

But, I'm looking in the mirror

And I say it to your face

I don't see a lady anywhere in this place

I see a grown ass fucking woman who didn't ask for this

A stressed out pissed off woman with a heavy duty fist

I'm doing my fucking best in a world that's gone to hell

And I've got more stories than a lady oughta tell

If you want a porcelain doll go find a shelf to sit on

'Cos I'm a fire breathing bitch with a light I'm gonna hit on

I see a world too hard to live in with your strapping of your breast

And restricting every breath just to pass some fucking test

You want me quiet you want me small

I'm about to be the loudest goddamn thing inside this hall

I'm trading in the dark side for a little bit of grit

If you can't handle the heat then get the fuck out of the pit

Strapped in, locked down

Told to keep my head from spinnin' round

But the corset soften the blows are too

I'm not the lady

I'm the storm coming for you

Does my anger make you uncomfortable

Good

I'm a grown ass fucking woman who didn't ask for this

A stressed out pissed off woman that you're gonna fucking miss

I'm doing my fucking best and if that's not enough

And I'll be a pissed off woman at best

And I'm made of tougher stuff

A lady

No, honey

I'm the one who pays the bills

Keep your tea

I'll keep my thrills