Karaoké Riding Daphne Infant Sorrow (Get Him to the Greek)

With my pen and paper

I am sitting at my tabletop

And once again

I think of riding Daphne

Cherry lips and curvy hips and buckin' like a quarter horse

I sit here and

I think of riding Daphne

Ooh ooh riding Daphne ooh ooh riding Daphne

I'll settle in now strap me in you'll mount me

With your bristley thighs you'll chafe me

I'm riding Daphne

On her knees she gave a blow

Like standing on fresh fallen snow

Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne

In her white coat and stethoscope

She came so hard she couldn't cope

She done it in front of her bloke our Daphne

Ooh ooh riding Daphne ooh ooh riding Daphne

I'll settle in now strap me in you'll mount me

With your bristley thighs you'll chafe me

I'm riding Daphne

Playing doctor with my doctor mate

I think we could rocked her mate

Thanks for waiting patiently

And taking slobby dregs mate

Hope there's no hard feelings

'Bout my manhood on your leg

She took the Hippocratic oath

She took my manhood in her throat

She knows the Heimlich she won't choke not Daphne

She dropped her drawers and sat on me

While watching

Grey's anatomy

And checked my prostate glad for free did Daphne

Ooh ooh riding Daphne ooh ooh riding Daphne

I'll settle in now strap me in

You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape

You'll gaff me

I'm riding Daphne

Ooh ooh riding Daphne ooh ooh riding Daphne