Karaoké Searching for a Father Infant Sorrow (Get Him to the Greek)

When I was young

I heard my dad say son I'm leaving now

And he said other men do as other men please

And Aldous is the name with which I leave you and

Here I am while all around me things become hysterical

Here I stand beneath the robes of lady Liberty

Searching for a father in America

Searching for a father in America

I was sixteen

I took a trip

To Washington DC just my mom and me

Saw the reflecting pool and the Capitol

I got wanked off at the Vietnam Memorial

Here I am staring at a canyons quite deadly

Here I stand back time beneath the falls of Niagra

Searching for a father in America

Searching for a father in America

Number one

George Washington

Lost his dad when he was one

Jimmy Carter made himself a son of wood

But like Pinocchio he weren't very good

Lincoln shot by his son

In the theater up his bum

Nixon he had no son too late his own son was Watergate

Ronald Reagan he got shot

For Jodie Foster quite a lot

Nancy stupid cow he can't remember

Her no more yeah

America

When I am old

I'll find my dad

They'll recreate his body from my DNA

And I'll say other men do as other men please

And Aldous is the name with which I grieve and now

Here I am seeking my redemption in this heathen land

Here I stand

Amidst the stars and stripes and scientists

Searching for a father in America

Searching for a father in America

I am my own father

I gave birth to me

Yeah