Karaoké The Neden Game Insane Clown Posse

Let's meet contestant number one

He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile

Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon

Sharon what's your question

Contestant number one

I believe first impressions last forever

So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house

And have dinner with me and my family

Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick

Let's see mmh

Well I'd have to think about it

I might show up in a tux

Hah but I doubt it

I'd probably just show up naked like I always do

And look your momma in the eye and tell her Fuck you

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry

I smell spaghetti

I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her Get the food ready

Your dad will probably start trippin' and get me pissed

I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lips

It's dinner time

We hearin' grace from your mother

I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother

I'm steady starin' at your sister

I'll tell you this

You know for only thirteen she got some big tits

After that your dad will try to jump again

And only this time

I'd put the forty to his chin

After your mom does the dishes and the silverware

I'd dry-fuck her 'till I nut in my underwear

Now let's meet contestant number two

He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the Dark Carnival

He says women call him

Stretch Nuts

Sharon let's hear your question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions

A man who expresses himself in his own special way

Number two if you fell in love with me

Exactly how would you let me know

First thing

I could never love you

You sound like a richie-bitch

Yo fuck you

But if I did

I'd probably show you that I care by takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here

I'd go through your phone book and whack 'em all and find contestant number one and break his fuckin' jaw

What

Anyone who looked at you would have to pay

I'd be blowin' fuckin' nuggets off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past your waist

Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face

I'd sing love songs to you the best I can

Get you naked and hit it like a Caveman

Then we'd go to the beach and walk through the sand

I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'

As you spit it all out

I'd rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well it sounds like contestant number two is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon

It's a tough choice so far

Sharon let's have your last question

And see which one is going to win the rights to your neden

Okay if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time

Tell me how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be

Uh huh

Whoever's the smoothest wins

Okay

First

I'd slide up to the bar

And tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are

I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake

And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake

Fuck that

You'd be jockin' me quick

I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick

And then to get your attention in the crowded place

I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face

Yeah freak her with your nuts

Yo that'll get her

Tell her that she fat

Yeah that'll work even better

Look

Fuck you

I got a strong rap shit

You don't want contestant number two

He's mad wack

I walked into a barn and there he was

Standin' up on a bucket

Ha ha ha tryin' to fuck it

It was a big fuckin' smelly-ass farm llama

Damn dawg

How you gonna diss your momma

Ow