Karaoké Your Fault Into the Woods

But it isn't my fault

I was given those beans

You persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans

And without those beans there'd have been no stalk to get up to the giants in the first place

Wait a minute, magic beans for a cow so old that you had to tell a lie to sell it which you told

Were they worthless beans

Were they oversold

Oh and tell us who persuaded you to steal that gold

See it's your fault

No

So it's your fault

Yes it is

No

It's not

It's true

Wait a minute though

I only stole the gold to get my cow back from you

Yes, no it isn't

So, it's your fault

I'd have kept those beans but our house was cursed

She made us get a cow to get the curse reversed

It's his father's fault that the curse got placed and the place got cursed in the first place

Oh then it's his fault

So it was his fault

No

Yes it is

It's his

Wait a minute though

I guess

I chopped down the beanstalk

Right that's clear

But without any beanstalk then what's queer

Is how did the second giant get down here in the first place

Second place

Yes, how

Hmm

Well who had the other bean

The other bean

The other bean

You pocketed the other bean

I didn't

Yes I did

So it's your fault

So it's her fault

No it isn't 'cos I gave it to my wife

No it isn't

Wait a minute

Then whose is it

She exchanged that bean to obtain your shoe

So the one who knows what happened to the bean is you

You mean that old bean that your wife, oh dear

But I never knew and so

I threw it, don't look here

So it's your fault

But

See it's her fault

And it isn't mine at all

But

But what

Well if you hadn't gone back up again

We were needy

You were greedy

Did you need that hen

But I got it for my mother

So it's her fault then

Yes and what about the harp in the third place

The harp yes

She went and dared me to

I dared you to

Me

You dared me to

She said I was scared so she dared me

No I didn't

So it's your fault

So it's your fault

Wait a minute

If you hadn't dared him to

And you had left the harp alone

We wouldn't be in trouble

Well if you hadn't thrown away the bean in the first place in the first place

Well if she hadn't raised them in the first place

Yes if you hadn't raised them in the first place

It's you who raised them in the first place

But it's you who raised the beans in the first place

It's your fault

You're responsible

You're responsible

You're the one to blame

You're the one to blame

It's your fault

It's your fault