Karaoké Texas Hold 'Em James Otto

This ain't Texas

Ain't no hold 'em

So lay your cards down

Down, down, down

Park your Lexus and throw your keys up

Stick around, 'round

'Round, 'round, 'round

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me

Honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch

Come take it to the floor now

There's a tornado in my city

Hit the basement

That shit ain't pretty

Rugged whiskey 'cos we survivin'

Off red cup kisses

Sweet redemption

Passin' time yeah

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Run me to the right

We're headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Run me to the left

Spin me in the middle girl

I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas

Ain't no hold 'em

So lay your cards down

Down, down, down

Park your Lexus

Throw your keys up

Stick around, 'round

'Round, 'round, 'round

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come pour some liquor on me

Honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch

Come take it to the floor now

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come pour some liquor on me

Honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch

Come take it to the floor now

There's a heatwave comin' at us

Too hot to think straight

Too cold to panic

All of the problems just feel dramatic

Now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find yeah

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

One step to the right

We're headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Run me to the left

Run me in the middle girl

I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas

Ain't no hold 'em

So lay your cards down

Down, down, down

Park your Lexus

Throw your keys up

Stick around, 'round

'Round, 'round, 'round

And I'll be damned if I can not dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me

Honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch

Come take it to the floor now

I'll be damned if I can not dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me

Honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch

Come take it to the floor now