Karaoké Keepin' Up with the Joneses Jamey Johnson & George Jones

Lord I quit the drinkin' the smokin' and the honky-tonk life

The day that a ring and a preacher made her my wife

Yeah and I said I do but I didn't have a clue how I'd miss all the whiskey and women

I tried to be true but it's all I can do

Keepin' up with the jonesin'

Man this hectic domestic lifestyle takes a while to adjust

Oh she don't seem to remember that old rowdy rambler I was

'Cos she calls up her friends and she tells them how good I been doin'

But the truth is that I'm goin' out of my mind keepin' up with the jonesin'

And I miss gettin' high and stayin' out all night with all my old friends

And I miss the liquor

The bartenders

The fights

The girls and the bands

It wouldn't be so damn hard if I didn't know what I'm missin'

She don't understand

I'm doin' all that I can

Keepin' up with the jonesin'

Yeah

Tell me what you know about it Possum

Lord it gets so hard when I know what I'm missin'

Sometimes I give in

Start over again

Keepin' up with the jonesin'

Son I understand

It's a helluva man

Keepin' up with the jonesin'

Oh man

Thank you Mister Jones

I sure 'nuff appreciate the ride

Hey is this a

This a new tractor

Got a satellite radio

Air-conditionin', heater

Oh a cooler