Karaoké Be Our Guest Jamie Cullum & Eric Cantona

Ma chère Mademoiselle it is with deepest pride

And greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight

And now we invite you to relax let us pull up a chair

As the dining room proudly presents your dinner

Be our guest, be our guest put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, chérie and we'll provide the rest

Soupe du jour hot hors-d'œuvres why, we only live to serve

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious

Don't believe me?

Ask the dishes

They can sing, they can dance after all, Sir, this is France

And a dinner here is never second best

Go on, unfold your menu take a glance and then you'll

Be our guest

Oui, our guest

Be our guest

Beef ragout, cheese soufflé

Beef ragout, cheese soufflé pie and pudding, en flambé pie and pudding, en flambé

We'll prepare and serve with flair

We'll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret a culinary cabaret

You're alone and you're scared but the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining while the flatware's entertaining

We tell jokes, I do tricks with my fellow candlesticks

And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet

Come on and lift your glass you've won your own free pass

Come on and lift your glass you've won your own free pass to be our guest to be our guest

If you're stressed it's fine dining we suggest

Be our guest, be our guest

Be our guest, be our guest be our guest

Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving

He's not whole without a soul to wait upon

Ah, those good old days when we were useful

Suddenly those good old days are gone

Ten years we've been rusting needing so much more than dusting

Needing exercise a chance to use our skills

Most days, we just lay around the castle

Flabby, fat and lazy you walked in and oops-a-daisy

Be our guest, be our guest our command is your request

It's been years since we've had anybody here and we're obsessed

With your meal, with your ease yes, indeed, we aim to please

While the candlelight's still glowing let us help you, we'll keep going

Course by course, one by one 'till you shout

Course by course, one by one 'till you shout

"Enough, I'm done!"

"Enough, I'm done!"

Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest

Tonight, you'll prop your feet up

But for now, let's eat up

Be our guest, be our guest

Be our guest, be our guest be our guest be our guest

Please, be our guest

Please, be our guest