Karaoké Pearl Snaps Jason Boland & the Stragglers

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Yeah the Shade Tree mechanic is a dinosaur

You can't cuss, you can't smoke or spit on the floor

Don't hit on a woman 'cos she might sue

Can't buy beer in this state past two

But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts are two things that stay the same

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Well now Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't

Saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints

It's not how you play it's the final score

They don't show MASH on the tube anymore

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And now love usually leave at the drop of a ring

And Daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings

The kids are in school but they're all packin' guns

The losers live forever and the good die young

But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts are two things that stay the same

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Now the stars are all fallin' out of the sky

The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry

So pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song

If there's a problem with that we can get it on

But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts are two things that stay the same

So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts there's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt

Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts