Karaoké Victoria's Secret Jax

God I wish somebody would have told me when I was younger that all bodies aren't the same

Photoshop, itty bitty models on magazine covers told me I was overweight

I stopped eating

What a bummer

Can't have carbs and a hot girl summer

If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger

I'd say

Psst

I know Victoria's secret and girl you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio makin' money off of girls like me

Cashin' in on body issues

Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was made up by a dude

Dude

Victoria was made up by a dude

Dude

Victoria was made up by a dude

I wish somebody would've told me that thighs of thunder meant normal human thighs

The fuckin' pressure

I was under to lose my appetite

And fight the cellulite with Hunger Games like every night

If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger

I'd say

Hey dummy

I know Victoria's secret and girl you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio makin' money off of girls like me

Cashin' in on body issues

Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was made up by a dude

Dude

Victoria was made up by a dude

Dude

Victoria was made up by a dude

I know Victoria's secret and girl you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio makin' money off of girls like me

Cashin' in on body issues

Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was made up by a dude

I know Victoria's secret and girl you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio makin' money off of girls like me

Cashin' in on body issues

Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was never made for me and you