Karaoké Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas Jeff Foxworthy

Wooh somebody's done been to the Wal-Mart

Man this is the stuff

I got for Christmas

And you cleaned up

What you get?

Four big mud tires three shotgun shells

Two hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

You fool you got gypped there's twelve days

I know that I got it covered

Of Christmas look over in the corner

That's yours too?

Yeah twelve pack of Bud eleven wrestling tickets

Ten o' Copenhagen nine years probation

Eight table dancers seven packs of Redman

Six cans of Spam

Whoo

Four big mud tires three shotgun shells

Two hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

Man this ain't normal Christmas presents

No, they're redneck gifts

Redneck gifts?

Yeah you know like if you buy your wife

Earrings that double as fishing lures

Or if you can burp the entire chorus of jingle bells

Perhaps if you think the nutcracker is

Something you did off a high dive

Or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights

Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus

What's wrong with that?

I didn't say anything wrong with it it's hard to beat

Twelve pack of Bud eleven wrestling tickets

Ten o' Copenhagen nine years probation

Eight table dancers seven packs of Redman

Six cans of Spam

Four big mud tires three shotgun shells

Two hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

Well you know you can't really consider it a Christmas 'less

Ya go down to the penitentiary and visit your mama

You're not listening to me get the car key outta your ear

That's where the nine years probation comes in

I'm gonna do it for you again now listen

Twelve pack of Bud eleven wrestling tickets

Ten o' Copenhagen nine years probation

Eight table dancers seven packs of Redman

Six cans of Spam yeeh haw

Four big mud tires three shotgun shells

Two hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

Are you cryin'?

No it's just my allergies