Karaoké Sgt. Major Jet

Wake up major and stitch on your hat

You fell out of bed and then you landed in the cash

So what's in your diary today

Call on your main man what can he do for you

Hang out with stupid so you can tell him what to do

Major this is your day

Living alone in a jar

Never gets you very far

He can read your mind make you feel all right

Sergent major knows what you want

Knows what you are

One day you'll be a star

Yeah the major knows what you want

You take out your paper and throw it away

Everything's useless ain't got a lot to say

And major this is your way

The major is drowning 'cos he opened his mouth

He starts to explain it but nothing's coming out

And major what can you say

Hope that you like who you are

'Cos living alone in a jar

Never gets you very far

He can read your mind make you feel all right

Sergent major knows what you want

Knows what you are

One day you'll be a star

Yeah the major knows what you want

I know you think that you made it

I know what I meant to say

While you looked in the mirror

I was getting away

To you there is nothing to say

To read your mind make you feel all right

Sergent major knows what you want

Knows what you are

One day you'll be a star

Yeah the major knows what you want

Woo hoo

Woo hoo