Karaoké Roller Derby Queen Jim Croce

I'm gonna tell you a story that you won't believe

But I fell in love last

Friday evenin'

With a girl I saw on a bar room

TV screen

Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat

When she caught my eye and I put it back

And I ordered myself couple o' more shots and beers

The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen

Around 'n' round

Oh round 'n' round

The meanest hunk o' woman

That anybody ever seen

Down in the arena

She was five foot six

Two fifteen

A bleach blonde bomber with a streak of mean

She knew how to knuckle

And she knew how to scuffle and fight

And the Roller Derby program said

That she was built like a 'fridgerator with a head

Her fans called her Tuffy but all her buddies called her Spike

You know that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen

Around 'n' round

Oh round 'n' round

The meanest hunk o' woman

That anybody ever seen

Down in the arena oh

Round 'n' round

Oh round 'n' round

Round 'n' round

Oh round 'n' round

Round 'n' round

Well I could not help it but to fall in love

With this heavy duty woman

I've been speaking of

Things were kinda bad until the day she skated into my life

Well she might be nasty

She might be fat

But I never met a person who would tell her that

She's my bleach blonde bomber my heavy handed

Hackensack mama

You know that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen

Around 'n' round

Oh round 'n' round

The meanest hunk o' woman

That anybody ever seen

Down in the arena oh

Round 'n' round

Oh round 'n' round

Round 'n' round

Oh round 'n' round

Round 'n' round

Round 'n' round

Oh round 'n' round

Round 'n' round

Oh round 'n' round

Round 'n' round

Round 'n' round

Oh round 'n' round

Round 'n' round

Oh round 'n' round

Round 'n' round