Karaoké Pencil Thin Mustache Jimmy Buffett

Now they make new movies in old black and white

With happy endings where nobody fights

So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage

Honey jump right up and show your age

I wish I had a pencil thin mustache the Boston Blackie kind

A two toned

Ricky Ricardo jacket

And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny

Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny

Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache

Then I could solve some mysteries too

Then it's

Bandstand Disneyland

Growin' up fast drinkin' on a fake ID

Yeah Ramar of the jungle was everyone's Bwana

But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana

Yeah I wish I had a pencil thin mustache

Then I could solve some mysteries too

Then it's flat top dirty bop coppin' a feel

Grubbin' on the livin' room floor so sore

Yeah they send you off to college try to gain a little knowledge

But all you want to do is learn how to score

Yeah but now I'm gettin' old don't wear underwear

I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair

But I can go to movies and see it all there

Just the way that it used to be

That's why I wish

I had a pencil thin mustache the Boston Blackie kind

A two-toned

Ricky Ricardo jacket

And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

Oh I could be anyone

I wanted to be

Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby

If I only had a pencil thin mustache

Then I could do some cruisin' too

Yeah Bryl cream a little dab'll do yah oh I could do some cruisin' too