Karaoké Troglodyte (Cave Man) Jimmy Castor

What we're gonna do right here is go back

Way back back into time

When the only people that existed were troglodytes

Cave men cave women

Neanderthal troglodytes

Let's take the average cave man

At home listening to his stereo

Sometimes he'd get up try to do his thing

He'd begin to move something like this

Dance dance

When he got tired of dancing alone

He'd look in the mirror and he said

Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman

Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman

He'd go down to the lake where all the girls would be

Swimming or washing clothes or something

He'd look around and just reach in and grab one come here come here

He'd grab her by the hair you can't do that today fellas 'cos it might come off

You'd have a piece of hair in your hand

And she'd be swimming away from you ha ha

This one woman just lay there wet and frightened he said move move

She got up she was a big woman big woman

Her name was Bertha

Bertha Butt she was one of

The Butt sisters he didn't care he looked up at her and said

Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me

Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me

She looked down on him she was ready to crush him but she began to like him

She said I'll sock it to ya daddy he said wah

She said I'll sock it to ya daddy you know what he said

He started it way back then

I wouldn't lie to you

When she said I'll sock it to ya daddy

Hu, he said right on right on Hotpants hotpants, uh, uh, uh