Karaoké If the Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets) Joe Diffie

Diablo motors had a hell of a sale downtown yesterday

Word got around

No money down

Take years and years to pay

When I got there the lot was bare but the salesman said hold on

For a little cash I got a two-tone Nash out behind my barn

If the devil danced in empty pockets he'd have a ball in mine

With a nine foot grand a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line

I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit

Give 'em one dance for a dime

If the devil danced in empty pockets he'd have a ball in mine

Well he said friend it ain't the end

Let's see what I can do

If you own a home

I've got a loan tailor-made for you

Then above the racket a voice in my jacket said

I'll tote the note

The devil made me do it

Talked me in to it and that was all she wrote

If the devil danced in empty pockets he'd have a ball in mine

With a nine foot grand a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line

I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit

Give 'em one dance for a dime

If the devil danced in empty pockets he'd have a ball in mine

They say debt is a bottomless pit where the devil likes to play

I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole but there'd be hell to pay

Oh yeah

All night

If the devil danced in empty pockets he'd have a ball in mine

With a nine foot grand a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line

I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit

Give 'em one dance for a dime

If the devil danced in empty pockets he'd have a ball in mine