Karaoké I'm the Man Joe Jackson

Pretty soon now

You know I'm gonna make a comeback

And like the birds and the bees in the trees it's a surefire smash

I'll speak to the masses through the media

And if you got anything to say to me you can say it with cash

'Cos I've got the trash and you've got the cash so baby we should get along fine

So give me all your money 'cos I know you think I'm funny

Can't you hear me laughin'

Can't you see me smile

I'm the man

I'm the man that gave you the hula hoop

I'm the man

I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

Kung fu

Well that was one of my good ones

Well what's a few broken bones when we all know it's good clean fun

Skateboards

I've almost made them respectable

You see I can't always get through to you so I go for your son

I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark

Did you look at, look at

Look at all the blood

So give me all your money 'cos I know you think I'm funny

Can't you hear me laughin'

Can't you see me smile

I'm the man

I'm the man that gave you the hula hoop

I'm the man

I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

Right now

I think I'm gonna plan a new trend

Because the line on the graph's gettin' low and we can't have that

And you think you're immune but I can sell you anything

Anything from a thin safety pin to a pork pie hat

'Cos I've got the trash and you've got the cash so baby we should get along fine

Why don't you give me all your money 'cos I know you think I'm funny

Can't you hear me laughin'

Can't you see me smile

I'm the man

I'm the man that gave you the hula hoop

I'm the man

I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

I'm the man

I'm the man that gave you the hula hoop

I'm the man

I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

I'm the man

I'm the man

I'm the man, man

I'm the man, man, man, man

I'm the man, man yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

I'm the man