Karaoké Dear Abby (live) John Prine

Dear Abby, dear Abby

My feet are too long

My hair's fallin' out and my rights are all wrong

My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all

Won't you write me a letter

Won't you give me a call

Signed bewildered

Bewildered, bewildered

You have no complaint

You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up buster and listen up good

Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood

Dear Abby, dear Abby

My fountain pen leaks

My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks

Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed

If it weren't so expensive

I'd wish I were dead

Signed unhappy

Unhappy, unhappy

You have no complaint

You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up buster and listen up good

Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood

Dear Abby, dear Abby

Huh dear Abby, dear Abby

Whatever

Dear Abby, dear Abby

You won't believe this

My stomach makes noises whenever I kiss huh

My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head

But my stomach tells me to write you instead

Signed noise-maker

Noise-maker, noise-maker

You have no complaint

You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up buster and listen up good

Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood

Dear Abby, dear Abby

Well I never thought that me and my girlfriend would ever get caught

We were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze with her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees

Signed just married

Just married, just married

You have no complaint

You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up buster and listen up good

Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood

Signed dear Abby