Karaoké Only Fools and Horses (closing theme) John Sullivan

We've got some half priced cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles

TVs, deep freeze and David Bowie LPs

Pool games, gold chains

Wosnames and at a push

Some Trevor Francis track-suites from a mush in Shepherds Bush

Bush Bush Bush

Bush Bush Bush Bush

No income tax, no VAT

No money back, no guarantee

Black or white, rich or broke

Oh we'll cut prices at a stroke

God bless Hooky Street

Viva Hooky Street

Long live Hooky Street

C'est magnifique Hooky Street

Magnifique Hooky Street

Hooky Street

Hooky Street

Hooky Street

Hooky Street