Karaoké A Fine Romance Johnny Mercer & Martha Tilton

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend, this is

We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance you won't wrestle

A fine romance you won't nestle

I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunts

I haven't got a chance

Ain't this is fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow

You take romance

I'll take Jello

We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder

But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder

A fine romance with no clinches

A fine romance with no pinches

You're just as hard to land as the Isle de France

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance with no quarrels

With no insults it's all morals

You never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants

I never get the chance

This is a fine romance

This is a fine romance