Karaoké Colorado Kool-Aid Johnny Paycheck

Now I was sittin' in this beer joint down in Houston Texas

Was drinkin' Colorado Kool-Aid and talkin' to some Mexicans

And we was

What's that you say

What's Colorado Kool-Aid

Well it's a can of Coors brewed from a mountain stream

It'll set your head on fire and make your kidneys scream

Oh it sure is fine

Yeah we was havin' ourselves one of them real good times

But you know every beer joint that you've ever been in

Some big mean drunk who just ain't got no friend

Sure enough he wants to fight

Yeah he's gonna whip everything in sight

Well he took him a big cold swallow of beer and he walked over and spit in my Mexican friend's ear

And sure enough that made my buddy real mad

That's somethin' like he ain't never had

Well Sir

He pulled out a big long switch blade knife

Quick as a whistle he began to slice

That big mean drunk stood back his face full of tears

Lookin' down at the floor and one of his ears

Hah

He cut that thing off even with the sideburns

You might say the little Mexican fella he just didn't give a darn

But he was a gentleman about it

Bent over with a half way grin and picked it up and handed it back to him

He said Now big man you get the urge to spit a little beer

Just open up your hand there and spit it in your own ear

Won't be no trouble that way

That's what I heard him say

Then I said Barmaid set us up with a round of that Colorado Kool-Aid

While you're up there bring this big fella here a box of Bandaids

Now let me tell you if you're ever ridin' down in south of Texas

And decide to stop and drink some Colorado Kool-Aid and maybe talk to some Mexicans

And you get the urge to get a little tough

Better make damn sure you got your knife proof ear-muffs

Hey ain't that right big man

I said ain't that right big man

Ah hell he can't hear

Not on this side anyway he ain't got no ear

Hey barmaid

Bring us all a big tall glass of that Colorado Kool-Aid

How 'bout it

How you doin' big man

Still got your ear there in your hand

Aw yeah