Karaoké Harry Potter in 99 Seconds Jon Cozart

There once was a boy named Harry

Destined to be a star

His parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightnin' scar

Yo Harry you a wizard

Harry goes to Hogwarts

He meets Ron and Hermione

McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor

Draco is a daddy's boy

Quirrell becomes unemployed

The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand

Now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger

Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge

The Dementors come and take charge

Lupin is a wolf

The rat's a man and now the prisoner is at large

They use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban

Who just so happens to be

Harry's Godfather

I don't really get it either

Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament with dragons and mermaids

Oh no

Edward Cullen gets slayed

He's back

Harry, Harry

It's gettin' scary

Voldemort's back and you're a revolutionary Harry

Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignorin' your constant attempts to contact him

He is forced to leave the school

Umbridge arrives

Draco's a tool

Kids break into the Ministry

Sirius Black is dead as can be

Oh split your soul

Seven parts of a whole

They're Horcruxes

It's Dumbledore's end

There once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death

But in one final duel between good and bad he may take his final breath