Karaoké Everyday Normal Guy Jon Lajoie

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

Nothin special 'bout me motherfucker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

When I go to the clubs

I wait in line motherfucker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I got six hundred dollars in the bank motherfucker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy and my sexual performances are average

I work at customer service for a phone company

I make twelve bucks an hour but that's all I need

I live in a small apartment on a quiet street

I don't go out too much

I like to watch TV

I can't afford a car

I use public transportation

I don't mind, I read 'till I reach my destination

Sometimes a newspaper

Sometimes a book

The amount of money I save

The shit is off the hook

And I'm not very good with the women

I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average lookin'

Last time I had sex was in two thousand and three and I'm ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I get nervous in social situations motherfucker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I get constipated once a month motherfucker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy and I make pretty good spaghetti sauce motherfucker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy and I get scared when I go see the dentist

I'm the Pauly Shore of everyday life

Easily forgettable and I'm not very liked

I have an according-to-Jim personality

I'm as entertaining as a fuckin' STD

If you wanna mess with me

I think you probably can because I'm not confident and I'm weak for a man

I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back

Yeah honestly

I probably won't fight back

And I don't have many friends that would back me up

My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough

If you rarely get laid put your hands up

If you're not well paid put your hands up

If you got a pet cat put your hands up

And if you got a bad back put your hands up

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

My parents are really nice people motherfucker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I'm somewhat afraid of heights motherfucker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I like the show Grey's Anatomy motherfucker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy and I'm pretty good at makin' paper planes