Karaoké Everyday Normal Guy 2 Jon Lajoie

You want some more of this bitch

Back in the heezy

We could do this all year long

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

I told you in the first song

I'll tell you in another

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

I don't have a girlfriend

My hand's my only lover

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker and Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

I was walkin' down the street just the other day

I saw these two fine bitches

They were walkin' my way

Yo what you girls doin' tonight is what I wanted to say but suddenly I panicked

My voice started to shake

So I put my head down and I just walked away

I had a bus to catch anyway

It worked out great

Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play

Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and motherfuckin' Ace of Bass

Yo what can I say

It's just a day in my life

I'm up early in the mornin'

In bed early at night

To be productive at work

I gotta be well rested

Yeah motherfucker you heard what I just said

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

I don't like margarine

I much prefer the taste of butter

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

I have a hard time openin' my eyes underwater

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker and I'm not a huge

Nicholas Cage fan

I'm from a lower-middle class family

Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek

I have good memories from my childhood bitch

My favorite toy was my fuckin' firetruck bitch

I used to play with that motherfucker all day long until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog

And then I played with my motherfucker all day long

About ten times a day man all year long

My favorite song motherfucker

I don't like to admit it is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic

Every night in my dreams

I see you

I feel you

Every time I hear that fuckin' shit a tear comes to my eye

Why the fuck did

Leonardo DiCaprio have to die

Yo I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy

Sticks and stones break my bones but it's the words that make me cry

Like that time in grade three when a girl called me Stupid Face

She really hurt me

Why'd she call me Stupid Face

Is my face stupid

How's that even possible

A person could be stupid but a face, that's impossible

Shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it

Regular everyday normal fuckin' bullshit

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

When I get into a fight

I usually leave on a stretcher

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

When I got nothin' to say

I usually talk about the weather

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

I like the first Back To The Future but the second one was better

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

I like red peppers better than the green ones

Ooh hoo savin' up my money to go buy a new dishwasher

Mine broke about six months ago

Motherfucker

Go go go go

Go shawty

It's your birthday

Go party like it's your birthday

I wasn't invited but it's okay

I'll just stay at home and play some video games