Karaoké Baby Got Back Jonathan Coulton

L.A. face with the Oakland booty

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up tough

You notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearin'

I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'

Ooh babe I wanna get wit'cha and take your pretty picture

My homeboys tried to warn me but that butt you got makes me so horny

Ooh Rumplesmoothskin

You say you wanna get in my Benz, well

Use me, use me 'cos you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancin'

To hell with romancin'

She's sweat

Wet

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So fellas

Fellas

Has your girlfriend got the butt

Tell her to shake it

Shake it

Shake that healthy butt

Baby got back

Baby got back

Baby got back

Baby got back

I like 'em round and big and when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself

I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home and woah double-up

Woah woah woah

I ain't talkin' 'bout Playboy 'cos silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy so find that juicy double

Jonny C's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sisters

I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ah 'till the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cos them punks like to hit it and quit it and I'd rather stay and play

'Cos I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies

Ladies

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes

Then turn around and stick it out

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back

Baby got back

Baby got back

Baby got back

Actually when

When it comes to females

Cosmo does not have very much to do at all with my selection

I mean thirty-six, twenty-four thirty-six

Maybe if she's five-three

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda

Playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you have got buns hon

You can do side bends or sit-ups but please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that hard role and tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and they leave it and I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that

'Cos your waist is small and your curves are kickin' and I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines

You ain't it Miss Thing

Give me a sister

I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to diss 'cos his girls are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em and I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So ladies if the butt is round and you want a triple-X throw down

Dial One-Nine-Hundred

JONNYC and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back

Baby got back

Baby got back

Baby got back