Karaoké First of May Jonathan Coulton

I woke up this mornin'

I had a scone and a large house blend

And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends

I said I'm sick and tired of winter and I wish that it was spring

And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast began to sing

And he sang

Oh oh child

What'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever

Oh oh child

Now's the time for all the people to get together outside

'Cos it's the first of May

First of May

Outdoor fuckin' starts today

So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay

The water's not cold

Baby dip in your big toe

Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto

Grass below you

Sky above

Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fuckin' outside

I thanked him for the information

I cried a little when he flew away

I watched an episode of The People's Court and I tried to plan my day

I called up my old lady

She wasn't home so I called my girl

Asked her if she'd like to join me as I entertain the world

I said

Oh oh child

I'll bring a blanket and I promise

I will brush the ants off

Oh oh child

You're gonna like it when we're takin' each other's pants off outside

'Cos it's the first of May

First of May

Outdoor fuckin' starts today

So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay

The water's not cold

Baby dip in your big toe

Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto

Grass below you

Sky above

Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fuckin' outside

So we went to the park together

We were walkin' in the midday sun

We met all kinds of people and we fucked everyone

We fucked a lady who sells ice cream

We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei

Everyone who needed fuckin' well they

They got fucked today

So come on

Oh oh child

Open your mind and your heart

Feel the spirit movin' through you

Oh oh child

You'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you outside

'Cos it's the first of May

First of May

Outdoor fuckin' starts today

So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay

The water's not cold

Baby dip in your big toe

Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto

Grass below you

Sky above

Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fuckin' outside

Fuckin' outside

Fuckin' outside