Karaoké I Feel Fantastic Jonathan Coulton

I get up early when the sleepin' pill wakes me

I take a wake up pill and fill with energy

I power on hard and I check my messages but I don't have any messages

I take a drivin' pill and head to my car

I drive around a bit 'cos work isn't very far

I call my phone and I check my messages but I don't have any messages

All I know is drivin' on drugs feels better when they're prescription

All I know is the world looks beautiful

The world looks so damn beautiful

I feel fantastic and I never felt as good as how I do right now

Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day when I felt the way that I do right now, right now

I feel fantastic and I never felt as good as how I do right now

Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day when I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now

Work is anything but quiet these days

I try to medicate my concentration haze

I can see the day unfold in front of me so I take the stairs and hit the gym

The phone is ringin' when

I get to my desk

What was a stingin's now a sharp pain in my chest

So I take a Calminex and just chill and then it's time for lunch again

All I know is work is easy when you don't stress out about deadlines

All I know is to take my medicine

I always take my medicine

I feel fantastic and I never felt as good as how I do right now

Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day when I felt the way that I do right now, right now

I feel fantastic and I never felt as good as how I do right now

Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day when I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now

Sometimes I'd like to slow things down

Enjoy the moment

When I look the moment's gone

Work is over but

I can't stay to work late

Gotta leave and get ready for my second date

With a pretty girl that I met at the pharmacy

Right in the prescription line

I take a pill for my social anxiety

I get a table and a nice bottle of Chablis

Now it's gettin' late and there's still no sign of her

I have another glass of wine

All I know is the wine lasts longer when you don't gotta share it with someone

All I know is the steak tastes better when I take my steak taste better pill

I feel fantastic and I never felt as good as how I do right now

Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day when I felt the way that I do right now, right now

I feel fantastic and I never felt as good as how I do right now

Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day when I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now