Karaoké Re: Your Brains Jonathan Coulton

Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall

It's good to see you buddy

How've you been

Thing have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now

I really wish you'd let us in

I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand

Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand

But here's an FYI

You're all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable

I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes

All we want to do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here

Maybe we should compromise

If you open up the doors

We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I don't want to nitpick Tom but is this really your plan

To spend your whole life locked inside a mall

Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns

Then you'll have to make the call

I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough

You never had the head for all that bigger-picture stuff

But Tom that's what I do and I plan on eating you slowly

All we want to do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable

I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes

All we want to do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here

Maybe we should compromise

If you open up the doors

We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you Tom in any way I can

I sure appreciate the way you're working with me

I'm not a monster Tom

Well technically I am

I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom

Maybe we could wrap it up

I know we'll get to common ground somehow

Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors

I guess we'll table this for now

I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism weII

And thank you for your time

I know we're all busy as hell

And we'll put this thing to bed when I bash your head open

All we want to do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable

I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes

All we want to do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here

Maybe we should compromise

If you open up the doors

We'll all come inside and eat your brains