Karaoké Skullcrusher Mountain Jonathan Coulton

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain

I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far

I see you've met my assistant

Scarface

His appearance is quite disturbing but I assure you he's harmless enough

He's a sweetheart

Calls me Master

And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me

Oh and I'm so into you but I'm way too smart for you

Even my henchmen think I'm crazy

I'm not surprised that you agree

If you could find some way to be a little bit less afraid of me

You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head say I shouldn't kill you yet

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming

You like monkeys

You like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you

Oh and I'm so into you but I'm way too smart for you

Even my henchmen think I'm crazy

I'm not surprised that you agree

If you could find some way to be a little bit less afraid of me

You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head say I shouldn't kill you yet

Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine

While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere

And all the fools who lead their foolish lives may find it quite explosive

Well it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here

You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain

So maybe you could cut me just a little slack

Would it kill you to be civil

I've been patient

I've been gracious

And this mountain is covered with wolves

Hear them howling my hungry children

Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you

Oh and I'm so into you but I'm way too smart for you

Even my henchmen think I'm crazy

I'm not surprised that you agree

If you could find some way to be a little bit less afraid of me

You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head say I shouldn't kill you yet

I shouldn't kill you yet

I shouldn't kill you yet