Karaoké Beer on the Table Josh Thompson

Every mornin' I get up before that rooster crows

Headin' straight to somewhere

I don't even want to go

Eggs and bacon in my belly and a Folger's coffee buzz

Good ol' radar detector it protects me from the fuzz

Well I do what I gotta do to get through working that nine to five

It's killin' me but then again it's keepin' me alive

It puts the gas in my truck butter on my biscuits

Couple bucks when I'm itchin' for a scratch-off ticket

That poker makes me broker every Saturday night

But I still got runnin' water and they ain't cut off the lights

Come Friday night my friends and I start peelin' off them labels

Working' hard all week puts the beer on the table

Eighteen bucks an hour and a million dollar tan

All them women whistle at me while I'm working for the man

Making me some cold hard cash out in that summer sun

Come Friday I'll have money but by Monday I'll have none

Once the bills are paid and that bass boat tank has gone from E to F

I fill that big ole cooler up there ain't a whole lot left

Well I got gas in my truck butter on my biscuits

Couple bucks when I'm itchin' for a scratch-off ticket

That poker makes me broker every Saturday night

But I still got runnin' water and they ain't cut off the lights

Come Friday night my friends and I start peelin' off them labels

Working' hard all week puts the beer on the table

Oh oh I'm a simple man yes I am

All I need's a few good friends and a good job

And a good dog maybe a woman that understands

And a little gas in my truck some butter on my biscuits

Couple bucks when I'm itchin' for a scratch-off ticket

That poker makes me broker every Saturday night

But I still got runnin' water and they ain't cut off the lights

Come Friday night my friends and I start peelin' off them labels

Working' hard all week and puts the beer on the table ha ha puts the beer on the table

Would ya'll pass me another one of them cold cans