Karaoké 3 Tequila Floor Josiah Siska

In a little cantina in Cabo Wabo

I poured a shot of mezcal in a glass

Started talkin' to the worm at the bottom of the bottle

We cried and we laughed

'Bout then I started losin' all feelin'

For every shot I had

I must've had one more

Next thing I know

I was starin' at the ceilin'

One tequila, two tequila three tequila, floor

Well it got a little wild at the bachelorette party

Little Katy Sheppard weighed a buck-o-five

She went from quiet and shy to wantin' to fight everybody

White dress

Black eye

Teardrops fallin'

Makeup runnin'

Like Tammy Faye Bakker prayin' to the Lord

Started out fun but now she's done

One tequila, two tequila three tequila, floor

For a good time oh

Add some salt and lime oh

Makes you feel so fine oh

You'll keep wantin' more

A few shots of agave makes your knees get wobbly

Then it wrecks your body

One tequila, two tequila three tequila, floor

Tommy turned twenty-one like a rock star buyin'

Cuervo Gold round after round

Thought he was bullet-proof 'till the shots started flyin'

Bottoms up

Man down

Lyin' on the bar room floor

Head spinnin'

Down for the count

Lookin' for the door

Last thing he said all blurry eyed and grinnin' was One tequila, two tequila three tequila, floor

For a good time oh

Add some salt and lime oh

Makes you feel so fine oh

You'll keep wantin' more

A few shots of agave makes your knees get wobbly

Then it wrecks your body

One tequila, two tequila three tequila, floor

A spaceship crashed in the Roswell Desert

Little green man stumbled into a bar

Tried to blend in with all the other fellers

So good so far

A few drinks in he was havin' fun 'till some military men walked through the door

They dragged him off to Area Fifty-One

Singin' one tequila, two tequila three tequila, floor

For a good time oh

Add some salt and lime oh

Makes you feel so fine oh

You'll keep wantin' more

A few shots of agave makes your knees get wobbly

Then it wrecks your body

One tequila, two tequila three tequila, floor