Karaoké 'Cause I'm a Blonde Julie Brown (Earth Girls Are Easy)

Because I'm blonde

I don't have to think

I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks

Don't have to worry about gettin' a man

If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cos I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

'Cos I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

I see people workin'

It just makes me giggle 'cos I don't have to work

I just have to jiggle

'Cos I'm blonde

B-L-O-N-D

'Cos I'm a blonde

Don't you wish you were me

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook

Why should I bother when I look like I look

I know lots of people are smarter than me but I have this philosophy

So what ha ha ha ha

'Cos I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em 'cos whenever I'm around all the men ignore 'em

'Cos I'm blonde

Nyah nyah nyah

'Cos I'm a blonde

Nyah nyah nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition

Well I got a TV show and this was my audition

Um okay what was it

Okay um don't tell me

Oh yeah okay

Duck Magnum duck

'Cos I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

'Cos I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course

I can't spell VW but I got a Porsche

'Cos I'm a blonde

B-L-I-N-D

'Cos I'm a blonde

Don't you wish you were me

I just wanna say that bein' chosen as this month's Miss August is like

A compliment I'll remember for as long as I can

Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA

But my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cos I love children

'Cos I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

'Cos we're a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe it's true

With my hair and body you would be too

'Cos I'm a blonde

B-L... I don't know

I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

'Cos I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

'Cos I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah