Karaoké Starz in Their Eyes Just Jack

They'll be making sure you stay amused

They'll fill you up with drugs and booze

Maybe you'll make the evening news

And when you're tripping over your dreams they'll keep you down by any means

By the end of the night you'll be stifling your screams

Since you became a V.I.Person it's like your problems have all worsened

Your paranoia casts aspersions on the truths you know

And they'll just put you in the spotlight and hope that you'll do alright or maybe not

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

Why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

So why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

Starz in their eyes

Remember they said you'd show them all

Emphasise the rise but not the fall

And now you're playing a shopping mall

Your mum and dad they can't believe what you appear to have achieved

While the rest of these users are just laughing in their sleeves

Since you became a V.I.Person it's like your problems have all worsened

Your paranoia casts aspersions on the truths you know

And now the tabloids use your face to document your fall from grace

And then they'll tell you that that's just the way it goes

That's just the way it goes

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

It's the same old story

Well they just didn't realize

And it's a long way to come from the Dog and Duck karaoke machine

And Saturday night's drunken dreams

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

It's the same old story

Well they just didn't realize

And it's a long way to come from your private bedroom dance routines

And Saturday night's drunken dreams

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

Why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

So why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

Starz in their eyes

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

It's the same old story

Well they just didn't realize

And it's a long way to come from the Dog and Duck karaoke machine

And Saturday night's drunken dreams

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

It's the same old story

Well they just didn't realize

And it's a long way to come from your private bedroom dance routines

And Saturday night's drunken dreams