Karaoké Ain't No Branches on My Family Tree Keifer Thompson

I heard about this thing called Twenty-Three and Me

Got me thinkin' 'bout my ancestry

So l ordered up the kit

Spit in the cup

Popped it in the mail

Hopped back in my truck

I got to my trailer and walked inside

Before I could chug a beer and yell roll tide

The results came in l thought Well man that was quick

I thought there'd be a tree with branches

It looked more like a stick

Both sides of my family had the same last name

It didn't add up but might explain a few things

My brother was born with three eyes and two toes

A Fu-Man-Shu and a nose with no holes

Yeah there ain't no branches on my family tree

We all look the same but each of us claim a unique deformity

Generation after generation we're as pure as we can be 'cos there ain't no branches on my family tree

Well my sister is my cousin and my step-mom too

My daddy is my daddy's uncle twice removed

My Granny always told me that I kiss the best

She pulls her teeth out and rubs her gums on my neck

Brrr

I learned the ways of love from a blue ribbon sheep

I love the way he licks that peanut butter off of me

Yeah there ain't no branches on my family tree

We all look the same but each of us claim a unique deformity

Generation after generation we're as pure as we can be 'cos there ain't no branches on my family tree

Yeah the gene pool's thin 'cos we're all kin

We brush a tooth 'cos we can't brush teeth

Yeah there ain't no branches on my family

There ain't no branches on my family

There ain't no branches on my family tree