Karaoké XXL Keith Anderson

Well mama was exhausted after she had me

Took two nurses to hold me and one nurse to slap me

Doc turned to mama and he shook his head

Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said

This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell ooh brr mama he's a double XL

By the second grade I was five foot two

Fifth grade I was wearin' a size twelve shoe

Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big Tall

And the coaches had me playin' high school football

Uncle Roy said boy you'll make the NFL ooh brr son you're a double XL

Double XL double XL don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell

Double XL double XL

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

Ooh brr baby I'm a double XL oh, here we go

Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida

Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California

A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold

They want a real man with meat on his bones

I'll yank their Yankees ring their southern bells

They say ooh brr we love a double XL

Double XL double XL don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell

Double XL double XL

I'm a lean mean love machine

That likes to be held ooh brr baby I'm a double XL

Double XL solo

Double XL double XL don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell

Double XL double XL

I'm a lean mean love machine

That likes to be held ooh brr baby I'm a double XL

Well if you have any doubts come and see for yourself

Why all the girls love a double XL

Ooh brr yeah I'm a double XL

Yeah, oh no

Triple XL too