Karaoké Rocks Instead Of Rice Kellie Pickler

Long, white limousine pulls up to the church

A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse

I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway

And I don't care if

I'm crashing their big day

Well, it might not be too christian of me and it might not be too nice

But I wish we were all just standing around

Throwing rocks instead of rice

Long, white dress, this must be some kinda joke

Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks

If the three of us were on Jerry Springer

I'd be pulling her hair

And I'd kick that liying sack of should'a kown better in the you know where

Well, it might not be too christian of me and it might not be too nice

But I wish we were all just standing around

Throwing rocks instead of rice

Nanah nah nah

Nananananah nah

Nananananah nah

Nanananah

Nanah nah nah

Nananananah nah

Nananananah nah

Nananah

Well, the vows that they just maid sounded sweet and sincere

Place your bets my money's on less than a year

Well, it might not be too christian of me and it might not be too nice

But I wish we were all just standing around

Throwing rocks instead of rice

Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around

Throwing rocks instead of rice

Hey, nah nah

Nananananah nah

Nananananah nah

Nanananah

Nanah nah nah

Nananananah nah

Nananananah nah

Nananah

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