Karaoké Barrel Racer Land Kenny Feidler

Sir, we're here to help these ladies cast their horses

Now, my bet is, they've gone half wild up there in them aspens with wire marks over every inch of their hides

How right you are

Makes you really wonder

If you should've given in so easy when they whined and whined for another appaloosa

High-priced barrel racer

Yes sir, they've probably reverted to bucking stock by this time

She pulls a fifty footer just to haul one horse

Won a hundred dollars all of profit of course

Daddy buys the feed and her boyfriend owns the truck

All she's gotta do is ride her horse

It's another great day to be looking that good

In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood

Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can

It's another great day in barrel racer land

She's got a roper for his money buys her lots of shit

Got a roughy on the side when she wants some good dick

An Appaloosa pony chasing first placed prize

Probably ain't the worst she's had between her thighs

It's another great day to be looking that good

In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood

Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can

It's another great day in barrel racer land

Got a kippys belt and five colored hair

Fur on her boots and none down there

Took outta couple panels when she finally broke

Her horse is fuckin' crazy got 'em tripping on coke

And it's another great day to be looking that good

In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood

Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can

It's another great day in barrel racer land

Got a pleather saddle and a couple of bits

No inhibitions and a set of fake tits

Pounding down the liquor for the rodeos end

Lost her front teeth fighting with her best friend

It's another great day for looking that good

In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood

Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can

It's another great day in barrel racer land

Woulda, coulda, shoulda but she knocked down the third

Ground was too deep and her horse saw a bird

Music's too loud and the lights were too bright

She'd had the buckle if the things had went right

It's another great day to be looking that good

In and out the arena she's hanging by the wood

Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can

It's another great day in barrel racer land

Well, it's not an easy life on the barrel racing road

Every now and then she takes a big load

Says, you gotta turn and burn if you wanna be fast

She'll turn rich men into poor men, got rug burn on her ass

And it's another great day to be looking that good

In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood

Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can

It's another great day in barrel racer land

Every day's a great day in barrel racer land