Karaoké Dilligaf Kevin Bloody Wilson

I'm the sort of bloke that would like to think that if I could go back in time,

Banjo and Henry and even Ned Kelly would all be good mates of mine

'Cos they're piss pots poets and outlaws and

I can relate to that

And I can relate to that attitude too

In a word

Dilligaf

That's spelled D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F

Dilligaf

And this is what it means

Do I look like I give a fuck

Dilligaf

Am I bein' direct enough

Dilligaf

It's just another way of sayin'

I couldn't give a fuckin' rat's arse mate

Do I look like I give a fuck

Dilligaf

Your turn

Do I look like I give a fuck

Dilligaf

You see it's stress relief made easy

It's simple but it works

Just say Dilligaf next time you gotta deal with dickheads, wankers and jerks

And when you go out stick a Dilligaf on your t-shirt or your hat

And when some cunt's givin' you the shits just say Mate

Read that

That spells D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F

Dilligaf

Do I look like I give a fuck

Dilligaf

Am I bein' direct enough

Dilligaf

Just another way of sayin'

I couldn't give a fuckin' rat's arse mate

Do I look like I give a fuck

Dilligaf

Your turn

Do I look like I give a fuck

Dilligaf

Do it again

Do I look like I give a fuck

Dilligaf

Am I politically correct enough

Dilligaf

Just another way of sayin'

I couldn't give a rodent's rectum mate

Do I look like I give a fuck

Dilligaf

Your turn

Do I look like I give a fuck

Dilligaf

Big finish

Do I look like I give a fuck

Dilligaf