Karaoké Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy Kid Creole and the Coconuts

They say that all is fair in love and war and child believe it

When mama stayed in Saint Tropez she had a fall or two

And I'm telling it to you straight so you don't have to hear it in another way

Oh Annie

I'm not your daddy

Oh Annie

I'm not your daddy

They say that out of sight is out of mind and child believe it

Your mama was in search of love but all she got was used

And I'm telling it to your face so you don't have to hear it in another place

Oh Annie

I'm not your daddy

Oh Annie

I'm not your daddy

You see if I was in your blood then you wouldn't be so ugly

No

They say that bliss is made of ignorance and child believe it

Had mama left and not confessed perhaps I'd love you too

Yes I'm telling it to you straight so you don't have to hear it in another way

Oh Annie

I'm not your daddy

Oh Annie

I'm not your daddy

You see if I was in your blood then you wouldn't be so ugly

Oh Annie

I'm not your daddy

Oh Annie

I'm not your daddy

'Cos now you shoulda

Now you shoulda

Now you shoulda vah vah

Vah vah vah

Now you shoulda

Now you shoulda

Now you shoulda vah vah

Vah vah vah

Tonight I

Tonight I

Tonight, tonight

Tonight, tonight

Hoo hoo hoo

Hoo

Hoo hoo hoo

Ah zigga zig

Ah zigga zig

Ah zigga zigga

Zigga zigga

Ah diggy dooh yeah

Ah diggy dooh doh

Ah diggy dooh doh

Ah diggy dooh doh

Yup

Ah zigga zigga

Ah zigga zigga

Ah zigga zigga

Wouldn't wanna zigga zigga

Zigga yeah hey zigga zigga

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh Annie

Oh daddy

Doh

Ah zigga zigga

Ah zigga zigga

Ah zigga zag zigga

Rum bum bum bum bum

Ho ho ho

Woah ho

Woah oh

Woah oh

Woah oh

Zooh rah tah

Zooh rah tah

Zooh rah tah tah

Zigga zigga zigga