Karaoké Fifty Kid Rock

Well I guess I'm fuckin' fifty

Some say

I'm old as fuck

Still sippin' Jim Beam whiskey 'cos goddamn pandemics suck

I guess I'm fuckin' fifty

No need to look it up

Well I might be fuckin' fifty but I still don't give one fuck

Well I guess I'm fuckin' fifty but I'm still standin' tall

Even though

I can't hear shit

I can't see and I'm goin' bald

I guess I'm fuckin' fifty but I'm better off than you

Well I might be fuckin' fifty but your mom still thinks

I'm cool wooh

Well I guess I'm fuckin' fifty

I'm through drinkin' and blackin' out

No more talkin' shit about Oprah or fightin' at the Waffle House

I guess I'm fuckin' fifty

A far cry from seventeen

Well I might be fuckin' fifty but this dick's still long and lean heh heh

Ow

Ah hoo

Ah shit

Well I guess I'm fuckin' fifty

No more groupies o-on the bus

I don't hang much more with outlaws

I spend more time at Toys R Us

I guess I'm fuckin' fifty but that's okay with me

I still rock like a chair

Middle finger in the air with my grand-daughter on my knee

Well I guess I'm fuckin' fifty and as I stare down fifty-one

I got a million crazy stories and can't remember fuckin' one

I guess I'm fuckin' fifty but I still love to dance

Yeah I might be fuckin' fifty

I think I just shit my pants

Well I guess I'm fuckin' fifty

Uh gettin' old uh really sucks

Strippers used to kiss me

Nowadays it costs twenty bucks

I guess I'm fuckin' fifty but I still ain't no lame duck

And if the critics still don't dig me fuck 'em

They can get deez

Nuts

Yeehaw

Hee hee hee