Karaoké I Hate Men Kiss Me, Kate

I hate men

I can't abide 'em even now and then

Than ever marry one of them

I'd rest a virgin rather

For husbands are a boring lot and only give you bother

Of course I'm awfully glad that mother had

To marry father but I hate men

Of all the types I've ever met within our democracy

I hate the most the athlete with his manner bold and brassy

He may have hair upon his chest

But sister so has Lassie oh I hate men

I hate men their worth upon this earth I dinna ken

Avoid the traveling salesman though a tempting

Tom he may be

From China he will bring you jade and perfume from Araby

But don't forget 'tis he who'll have

The fun and thee the baby oh I hate men

If thou shouldst wed a businessman be wary oh be wary

He'll tell you he's detained in town on business necessary

His business is the business which he gives his secretary

Oh I hate men