Karaoké Something to Talk About Koe Wetzel

I could rob a bank in an old Mustang

I could fight the cops with my bare two hands

End up in jail eating microwave hell

But I'm a little smarter than that

I could even wait 'till the night got late

Maybe with some fog and rain too

And steal all the riches from them greedy sons of bitches

And send in my story to the news

And then you'd have

Something to talk about

Tell 'em I'm Jesse James

Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it

No there ain't no doubt

That I will give you something to talk about

Take to a bar and drinking like a sailor and take home a married woman

Tell her that I love her when her man walks in and puts a hollow point in my head

Later on at the funeral everyone is crying

I could bust out of the casket that my momma picked out

Dance all around the jolly good fellow

And then you'd have

Then you'd have

Something to talk about

Tell 'em I've gone insane

Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it

No there ain't no doubt

That I will give you something to talk about

Talk about

Ooh get to talking

And then you'd have something to talk about

Tell 'em I'm strung on cocaine

Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it

No there ain't no doubt

That I will give you something to

Something to talk about

Tell 'em I'm high as a plane

Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it

No there ain't no doubt

That I will give you something to talk about

Yeah hey yeah

Something

Something to talk about