Karaoké A Woman Scorned Lady A

Hmm, Candy caught beau in bed with a red head

She threw a fit and a fern and the F word at the both of them

She peppered him with bb's 'cos she couldn't find a twelve gage

Said Cinda Lou I know your husband and there's gonna be hell to pay

There ain't nothing like a woman scorned

There ain't nothing more dangerous

Than a country girl trading her halo for horns

The neighbors knew they were in for a war

They saw a screaming half naked waffle house waitress flying off the porch

No one slams the door like a women scorned

Candy came back Beau was zipping up his levis

She chased him around the kitchen he was trying to apologize

He dialed a nine and a one 'fore she landed that a left hook

She knocked him out cold

Candy's stronger than she looks

There ain't nothing like a woman scorned

There ain't nothing more dangerous

Than a country girl trading her halo for horns

The neighbors knew who was winning that war

They saw a half naked pleading husband

Who'd been cheating spread eagle on the porch

No one slams the door like a woman scorned

There ain't nothing like a woman scorned

Ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns

Oh, she swears all is fair in love and war

Said if you wanna be a dog

I'll treat you like a dog your sleeping on the porch

No one slams a door like a woman scorned like a woman scorned