Karaoké Ring Finger Lainey Wilson

We was two years in it was just about time that the line got walked and the knot got tied

I was tired of giving up the milk for free

So I said boy, you better get on one knee

Well he popped the question and I took that rock

And I made me an appointment at the beauty shop

Got a little white dress and a boutonniere while he was laying with the dog drinking day old beer

Then he picked me up when the big day came

The courthouse was just about a mile away

I saw a long black hair on a short bench seat

I said that there hair don't belong to me

I hollered tell me who

He said babe it ain't like that

I said read between the lines

Kept the cash and left his ass

I got the ring he got the finger

Yeah, I hit the road 'fore we's on Jerry Springer

Love is sweet but you know what's sweeter

I got the ring he got the finger

I had the windows down diamond in the wind

I had half a mind to call up his friend

I called my mama said cancel the shower

I's mad as hell but it was happy hour

I hit up the pawn

I hit up the bar

I hit on the bouncer and I took it too far

Took it to the back took it to the front

And I took it wherever the hell I want

I got the ring he got the finger

He got a cheating country song and buddy I'm a singer

Love is sweet but you know what's sweeter

I got the ring he got the finger

Wooh, wooh

So this here's song's for all the girls who had the balls to walk away from Earl

Bigger nuts than a redneck squirrel

Let me hear it if you know what I mean

You lost your man but ya took the bling bling

I got the ring he got the finger

Yeah, I hit the road 'fore we's on Jerry Springer

Love is sweet but you know what's sweeter

I got the ring he got the finger

I got the ring he got the bird