Karaoké Junk Food Junkie (live) Larry Groce

You know I love that organic cookin'

I always ask for more

And they call me Mister Natural on down to the health food store

I only eat good sea salt

White sugar don't touch my lips

And my friends is always beggin' me to take 'em on macrobiotic trips

Yes they are

Oh but night I take out my strongbox that I keep under lock and key

And I take it off to my closet where nobody else can see

I open that door so slowly

Take a peek up north and south

Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie and I pop it in my mouth

Yeah in the daytime

I'm Mister Natural

Just as healthy as I can be

But at night

I'm a junk food junkie

Good Lord have pity on me

Well at lunchtime you can always find me at the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar

Just suckin' on my plain white yogurt from my hand thrown pottery jar

And sippin' a little hand pressed cider with a carrot stick for dessert

And wipin' my face in a natural way on the sleeve of my peasant shirt

Oh yeah

Ah but when that clock strikes midnight and I'm all by myself

I work that combination on my secret hideaway shelf

And I pull out some Fritos corn chips

Dr. Pepper and an Ole Moon Pie

Then I sit back in glorious expectation of a genuine junk food high

Yeah in the daytime

I'm Mister Natural

Oh yeah in the daytime

I'm Mister Natural

Just as healthy as I can be

Oh but at night

I'm a junk food junkie

Good Lord have pity on me

Alright

My friends down at the commune they think I'm pretty neat

Oh I don't know nothin' about arts and crafts but I give 'em all somethin' to eat

I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons and I only eat homegrown spice

I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn filled up with my brown rice

Yes I do

Oh folks but lately

I have been spotted with a Big Mac on my breath

Stumblin' into a Colonel Sanders with a face as white as death

I'm afraid someday they'll find me just stretched out on my bed

With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips and a Ding Dong by my head

In the daytime

I'm Mister Natural

Just as healthy as I can be

But at night

I'm a junk food junkie

Good Lord have pity on me