Karaoké The Unknown Stuntman Lee Majors (The Fall Guy)

Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell but I've been seen with Farah

I've never been with anything less than a nine

So fine

I've been on fire with Sally Fields

Gone fast with a girl named Bo

But somehow they just don't end up as mine

It's a death defying life I lead

I take my chances

I die for a livin' in the movies and TV

But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leadin' ladies kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knees

I might fall from a tall building

I might roll a brand new car

'Cos I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star

I've never spent much time in school but I taught ladies plenty

It's true I hire my body out for pay

Ah hey hey

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs

Blown up for Raquel Welch

But when I wind up in the hay it's only hay

Ah hay hay

I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine

'Cos I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine

They'll never make me president

But I've got the best first ladies

Some days I've got 'em as far as the eye can see

Ooh eeh

A morning dive with Jackie Smith

I crash in the night with Cheryl

But in the end they never stay with me

I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt

I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt

While that smoth talker's kissin' my girl

I'm just kissin' dirt

Yes I'm the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt