Karaoké Blood in the Water La revanche d'une blonde

Now when you choose a law career the moment you embark

There is that joke you're bound to hear

"a lawyer is a shark"

Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb

Only some of you will turn out sharks, just some

The rest are chum

Our topic is blood in the water

Kids, it's time you faced

Law school is a waste

Oh yes, unless you acquire a taste for

Blood in the water

Dark and red and raw

You're nothing until the thrill of the kill becomes your only law

Mister Shultz hypothetical question

Would you be willing to defend the following banker accused of fraud?

A kind old grandma took her savings and she sent it

Off to your client all she saved since she was born

Well he promised to invest it but he spent it

On prostitutes and heroine and porn

No, I would not want to take that case

Wrong, this one is a win unless you're lazy

Grandma's broke, she'll have some hack from legal aid

Put her on the stand and call her old and crazy

Your guy goes free and he can get you high and laid

Look for the blood in the water read your Thomas Hobbs

Only spineless snobs will quarrel with the morally dubious jobs

Yes, blood in the water your scruples are a flaw

Ms Hoopes hypothetical question

Would you be the right lawyer for the following client?

Say they offer you a bundle for defending

A famous hitman for the mafia elite

Seems he missed his chosen prey killed a nun and drove away

Running over three cute puppies in the street

What, you think

I wouldn't defend him just because he's a typical man?

Hahahahahahaha

Oh, you lesbians think you're so tough

Oh, but, I, uh

Oh dear, I fear my comment has offended

Hard to argue, though when you're too mad to speak

Your employment will be very quickly ended

When they see how your emotions make you weak

So what's my point?

I run a billion-dollar law firm

And I hire four new interns every year

From this class I will select four young sharks whom I respect

And those four will have a guaranteed career

Do you follow me?

So I wanna see, what?

Blood in the water

Exactly, let the games begin

Four of you will win

But just those four with a dorsal fin

Yes, blood in the water

Blood in the water so fight and scratch and claw

Yes, Ms, uh

Someone's had

Woods, Elle Woods their morning coffee

Would you summarize the case of State of Indiana v. Hearn from your reading, please?

Oh, I wanted to answer the puppy question?

But I'm asking you about the assigned reading

Okay, who assigns a reading for the first day of class?

Hahahaha

You have guts, Ms Woods

Ms Kenzington

Let's say you teach a class at Harvard Law School

A position that you're justly proud about

But a girl on whom you call hasn't read the case at all

Should you let it go or

No, I'd throw her out

All right, then you heard your classmate you have just been killed

She cut your throat so grab your coat

Yes, you've got guts but now they're spilled

Now they're spilled your blood's in the water

Your blood's in the water

So would you please withdraw

And if you return be ready to learn or is it unfair? oh, wait, I don't care

That's just how I rule in life and in school with fear and shock and gall

You're nothing until the thrill of the kill

Blood in the water

Blood in the water becomes your only law

Blood in the water

Your only law

Blood in the water

Your only law

Blood in the water

Blood in the water