Karaoké There! Right There! La revanche d'une blonde

There, right there

Look at that tanned

Well tended skin

Look at the killer shape he's in

Look at that slightly stubbly chin

Oh please he's gay

Totally gay

I'm not about to celebrate

Every trait could indicate

A totally straight expatriate

This guy's not gay

I say not gay

That is the elephant in the room

Well is it relevant to assume

That is the elephant in the room

Well is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fae that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fae

But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

Look at his silk translucent socks

There's the eternal paradox

Look what we're seein'

What are we seein'

Is he gay

Of course he's gay or European

Oh

Oh

Gay or European

It's hard to guarantee

Gay or European

It's hard to guarantee

Is he gay or European

Well hey don't look at me

Is he gay or European

You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports

They play peculiar sports

In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

Gay or foreign fella

In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

Gay or foreign fella

The answer could take weeks

The answer could take weeks

They both say things like Ciao Bella while

They both say things like Ciao Bella while they kiss you on both cheeks

Oh please they kiss you on both cheeks

Gay or European

Gay or European

So many shades of gray

So many shades of gray

Depending on the time of day the French go either way

Is he gay or European

Is he gay or European or or

There, right there

Look at that condescending smirk

Seen it on every guy at work

That is a metro hetero jerk

That guy's not gay I say no way

That is the elephant in the room

Well is it relevant to presume

That is the elephant in the room

Well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume that a hottie in that costume

Is automatically radically

Ironically chronically

Certainly flirtingly

Genetically medically

Gay, officially gay

Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay

Gay, officially gay

Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay

Damn it

Damn it

Gay or European

So stylish and relaxed

Gay or European

Is he gay or European

Is he gay or European

I think his chest is waxed

But they bring their boys up different there

It's culturally diverse

It's not a fashion curse

If he wears a kilt or bears a purse

Gay or just exotic if he wears a kilt or bears a purse

Gay or just exotic

I still can't crack the code

I still can't crack the code

Yeah his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy toed huh

Huh

Gay or European

Gay or European

So many shades of gray

So many shades of gray

But if he turns out straight

I'm free at eight on Saturday

Is he gay or European

Gay or European

Is he gay or European

Gay or European

Gay or Euro

Gay or Euro

Wait a minute

Give me a chance to crack this guy

I have an idea I'd like to try

The floor is yours

So Mister Argitakos

This alleged affair with Miss Wyndham has been going on for

Two years

And your first name again is

Nikos

And your boyfriend's name is

Carlos

Huhh

Huhh

I-I, sorry

I misunderstand

You say Boyfriend

I thought you say Best friend

Carlos is my best friend

You bastard

You lying bastard

That's it

I no cover for you no more

Peoples

I have a big announcement

This man is gay and European

Woah

Woah

And neither is disgrace

Ho

Ho

You gotta stop your bein' a completely closet case

Oh

Oh

It's me not her he's seein'

No matter what he say

I swear he never ever ever swing the other way

You are so gay, you big parfait

You flaming one man cabaret

I'm straight

You were not yesterday

So if I may

I'm proud to say

He's gay

And European

And European

He's gay

And European

And European

He's gay

And European and gay

And European and gay

Fine okay I'm gay

Hooray

Hooray