Karaoké Jaws Lemon Demon

Jaws the shark

Lurkin' in the dark of the depths of the sea

One day on a lark

Decides to get rowdy

Get real violent

Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island

Sunshine lotion

Fun in the sun

Blood in the ocean

Everybody run

'Cos it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives

He'll eat naked ladies

He'll eat little kids

Oh no

But the one thing keepin' the community safe

Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss

Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come

He just wants everyone to be his chum

Get it

Get it

The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die

He doesn't wanna spoil the fourth of July

He's like Everyone cool it and go for a swim

But holy shit here comes that fin

Singin' Jaws is here

Here is Jaws

He is a shark without a cause

He was in a movie

You should watch it

It's called Jaws

Jaws is here

Here is Jaws

He is a shark who fights the law

He was in a movie that everyone saw

Long story short the beach gets closed

The mayor's like Okay yeah this blows

Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head but the wrong little shark baby ends up dead

It was Jaws' little brother

Now he's pissed

The mayor just shot to the top of his list

He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night

And he eats that fucker in a single bite

Golly

Huh dooh dooh dooh

Dooh dooh dooh dooh

Scooby doo dooh dooh

Dooh dooh dooh dooh

Now the mayor's dead

So Brody's in charge

He knows the real killer is still at large

So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision

They're goin' on a mission

They're gonna go fishin' for Jaws

A man named Quint lets them use his boat on the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat

'Cos he was a sailor back in World War II and Jaws ate his entire crew

Woah

Jaws is here

Here is Jaws

He is a shark without a cause

He was in a movie

A movie called Jaws

Jaws is here

Here is Jaws

Ah ah ah ah

Oh woah oh

Ah ah ah ah

He is a shark who fights the law

He was in a movie that everyone saw

They're out on the sea

They wait all night

Where could Jaws be

He's nowhere in sight

Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage and Jaws shows up in a full on rage

He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder while Dreyfuss makes his wetsuit wetter

He hides behind a rock like a cowardly prick

And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick

Brody's like We're gonna need a bigger boat

So they go back home and get a bigger boat

The biggest boat that's ever sailed

Gonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail

Yeah his tail

But oh my shit

Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit

Right in half like a kit-kat bar

Up in the sky there's a shootin' star

That's Quint up in heaven

He's a star now

Brody's angry

He's all like Fuck it

He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket

Jaws' last words are

Woah respect

Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect yeah

Jaws is dead

Long live Jaws

He was a shark without a cause

He was in a movie

You should watch it

It's called Jaws

Jaws is dead

Ah ah ah ah

Long live Jaws

Ah ah ah ah

He was a shark who fought the law

He was in a movie that everyone saw

He was in a movie that everyone saw

He was in a movie that everyone saw

Jaws is dead

Long live Jaws

Ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah

He was a shark without a cause

He was in a movie called Jaws

Jaws is dead

At the Academy Awards

He was robbed

Long live Jaws

He was a shark without a cause

Sharks exist in real life woah

He was in a movie that everyone saw

Jaws is dead

Ah ah ah ah

Long live jaws